!!Canon-Fandom Quotes!!

[ADMIN BRITT]

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• Angel: But she's not finished baking yet! I gotta wait 'til she's done baking. You know, 'til she finds herself. 'Cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
  Andrew: Uh, Spike, is Angel crying?
  Spike: No...Not yet.
  ---The Girl In Question (Angel)
  
  
• Spike: Maybe I'm a good vampire. On a mission of redemption. A vampire with a soul.
  Buffy: "A vampire with a soul? How lame is that?"
  ---Tabula Rasa (BTVS)
  
  
• Angelus: No Weapons, No Friends, Nope Hope. Take all that away...and what's left?
  Buffy: Me.
  ---Becoming Part 2 (BTVS)
  
  
• "You have fruit punch mouth."---Buffy, Prophecy Girl (BTVS)
  
  
• "You know, raiding an Englishman's fridge is like dating a nun. You're never gonna get the good stuff."--- Whistler, Becoming Part 2 (BTVS)
  
  
• Angel: I helped save the world, you know.
  Spike: Like I haven't.
  Angel: Yeah, but I've done it a lot more.
  Spike: Oh, please.
  Angel: I closed the Hellmouth.
  Spike: I've done that.
  Angel: Yeah, you wore a necklace. You know, I helped kill the Mayor, and, uh, Jasmine...
  Spike: Do those really count as saving the world?
  Angel: I stopped Acathla. That saved the world.
  Spike: Buffy ran you through with a sword.
  Angel: Yeah, but I made her do it. I signaled her with my eyes.
  Spike: She killed you. I helped her. That one counts as mine.
  ---The Girl In Question (Angel)
  
  
• Joyce:Have we met?
  Spike: Uh, you hit me with an axe one time. Remember, uh, "Get the hell away from my daughter"?
  ---Becoming Part 2 (BTVS)
  
  
• Every time he shows up, I either lose my girl, get beaten by an angry mob, or get thrown in prison for tax evasion...Long story.---Spike, The Girl In Question (Angel)
  
  
• "We do not joke about eating people in this house!"---Buffy, Older & Far Away (BTVS)
  
  
• Angel:Ours is a forever love.
  Spike: I had a relationship with her, too.
  Angel: Okay, sleeping together is not a relationship.
  Spike: It is if you do it enough times.
  ---The Girl In Question (Angel)
  
  
• I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it."---Spike, Lover's Walk (BTVS)
  
  
• "I just wanna see you happy. Well, not too happy, 'cause then I'd have to stake ya. Second thought, have at it."---Spike, The Girl In Question (Angel)
  
  
• That is so high school. Cordelia wears bras. OHHHH she has girly parts!---Cordelia, Lonely Hearts (Angel)
  
  Xander: You were looking at my neck.
  Angel: What?
  Xander: You were checking out my neck. I saw that.
  Angel: No, I wasn't.
  Xander: Just keep your distance, pal
  Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck.
  Xander: I told you to eat before we left.
  ---Prophecy Girl (Btvs)
  
  

• Police Officer: Do you got anything that's real?
  Dean: My boobs.
  ---Pilot
  
  
• "You fudgin' touch me again, I'm gonna fudgin' kill you!"---Dean, A Very Supernatural Christmas
  
  
• Agent Henricksen: You Think you're funny.
  Dean: I think I'm adorable.
  ---Folsom Prison Blues
  
  
• "I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!"---Dean, Scarecrow
  
  
• "I got a year to live. I'm gonna try to make the best of it. So what do ya say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell."---Dean, The Magnificent Seven
  
  
• Ruby:It's called witchcraft, short bus.
  Dean:You're the short bus, short bus.
  ---Malleus Malificarum
  
  
• "Sammy, wherever you are, Mom is a babe. I'm going to Hell. Again."---Dean, In The Beginning
  
  
• "I don't want to be a clue."---Dean, Yellow Fever
  
  
• Dean: Planes crash!
  Sam: And apparently clowns kill!
  ---Everybody Loves A Clown
  
  
• "No, not really. We have guns and we'll find you."---Sam, The Real Ghostbusters
  
  
• Dean: "Well, call it personal experience, but nobody gets that angry unless they're talkin' about their own family."
  Sam: "So which one are you? Grumpy, Sneezy or Douchey?"
  ---Changing Channels
  
  
• Come on man. I know Sam, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.---Dean, Hunted
  
  

• "Look, I'm not gonna turn someone who learned everything he knows about vampires from Netflix."---Anna, Let The Right One In
  
  
• "You Suck"--- Caroline, Brave New World
  
  
• Damon:Hey, Damon Salvatore
  Mason: I know. Heard great things about you.
  Damon: Really? That's weird. Cause I'm a dick.
  ---Memory Lane
  
  
• "Are we really gonna do this? We both know I can rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time."---Katherine, Memory Lane
  
  
• "Well...I'm naked. So...I'm gonna go."---Alaric, Sacrifice
  
  
• Jeremy: We're gonna kill Katherine.
  Stefan: I can explain.
  Bonnie: Please.
  Stefan: We're... gonna kill Katherine.
  ---Masquerade
  

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[Charlie Bradbury]

Quote:"There is the Caroline I know and loathe."
Who said it:Rebekah Mikaelson
What show: The Vampire Diaries
Episode: The Walking Dead

[Rebekah Mikaelson]

Sam Winchester: Look at these chemicals. Do you even read the labels?
Dean Winchester: No, I read pie. The rest is blah blah blah.
Episode: Season 9 Episode 3 "I'm No Angel"

[Rebekah Mikaelson]

Quote: "There's more to life then just burritos and strippers my friend."
Who said it: Dean Winchester
What show: Supernatural
Episode: Season 9 Episode 3 "I'm No Angel"